April 12, 2014 with 8 notes via | ©
It all makes sense now! I’m horny because my vagina is bleeding….That’s just cruel.

—me. (via missemmaroses)
Tags: #funny #girl problems #hormones #horny #pms
April 12, 2014 with

I never use this blog anymore, how do I still keep getting followers? Starting to think about going back to this one and just disposing of the new one. Or just you know, leaving it be. I don’t know yet.

Tags: #words
January 03, 2014 with 34 notes via | ©

Help Us Keep Our Home

herecomesthesun-littledarling:

loving—lea:

Years ago, my father and mother went through a messy divorce in which my father was ordered to pay lifetime alimony to my mother, as she is unable to support herself, let alone the both of us, on her own. However, three years ago my father stopped all payments and took my mother back to court in the hopes of abolishing all alimony payments. Since that time, my mother attempted to put our home up for sale, but was unsuccessful. We rented to a family who turned out to be scam artists and only put us further into debt, as well as destroyed our home. We have since returned home, but we don’t know how much longer we will be able to stay here as the foreclosure process is pending. This past month, my father’s rehearing for the alimony case was denied. However, he has now chosen to appeal the judge’s decision and legal aid is no longer able to help my mother. This means she will have to hire her own lawyer. Right now, the cheapest she can find charges $2,000 up front with an additional $250 an hour. My mother has Type 1 diabetes and her medication is expensive. Within the past year, she has also been diagnosed with lupus and despite the pain she is in every day, she goes without the medication to manage this debilitating disease because she simply can not afford all of our bills and her medication. With all this stress, I am afraid that it will cause a flare up in her lupus and that I will be unable to help her. If anyone can help at all, even a dollar or two, every little bit can help. I just want to do something to help her, even to just make a small dent in the amount she’ll have to pay. 

If you can’t donate, I’d appreciate it if you guys signal boosted this…I know it doesn’t seem like that big of a deal, but to us, it’s our whole life and we could really use the help. Thank you! 

Tags: #donate #donations #help a friend #fundraiser #signal boost
October 15, 2013 with

Please go follow my new blog!

October 05, 2013 with 5,142 notes via | ©
October 05, 2013 with

I Put A Spell On You

New tumblr. Will be deleting this one within the week. Or maybe just going to change the URL, leave it up, and ignore it’s existance. Not sure yet. Follow if you want!

Tags: #it's hocus pocus themed for now until I change the URL on this or delete it
October 05, 2013 with 3,345 notes via | ©
October 05, 2013 with

I’m thinking about deleting this tumblr and making a new one. With organized tags and things for my posts. I would just try to go back and organize this one but with almost 26,000 posts that would take too long and I don’t have the time. So I’ll make a new account, post it on here for anyone who wants to stay in contact with me/follow me.

October 05, 2013 with 293,942 notes via | ©

that-guy-called-scott:

nerdepic:

fangirlingtodeath:

jazzysatindoll:

jumperxmelon:

bornon413:

kandifennec:

paco-to-take-home:

captorass:

sassy-lesbian-mituna:

shanekri:

deckthehallswithpartsofcrowley:

nutella0mutt:

failnation:

Give it a second…

More like 15 minutes………

I don’t get it..

oh my fucking god

what

fuck

THIS IS THE WORST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I AM LAUGHING FOR YEARS

//??/??/?

I’ve never spent so long trying to work out a joke. 

I’ve also never laughed as hard.

I literally sat there singing through the entire song trying to figure it out.

GOD DAMNIT

IM SO ANGRY

October 05, 2013 with 86,919 notes via | ©
Tags: #I am Harry #Harry is me #literally how I am when I first wake up